It started off typical enough. Some friends were doing that Russian squat-kick dance, having a little competition. I decided to join in. However, for extra fun, I didn't just do the kicks. Physics took a coffee break long enough for me to do the Russian dance while goose stepping. Needless to say, my friends were all quite impressed.
However, this led to a conversation about nazism, which of course led to a conversation about evil, which led us to decide to find what the "Evil Factor" really was. We concluded that the only way to know for sure was to write computer program that found the greatest common factors of all evil people we could think of. I still do not know how one factors Cruella de Vil, but we managed it. It turns out, that the greatest common factor of evil, the key to what makes men and women turn to destruction, what made Satan turn on God...
is the bunny of doom.
Warn your friends.
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