Useful

There are so many wonderful uses for a rifle. You could use it as a doorstop. You could store peanuts in the cartridge. In a pinch, you could tenderize your meat with its stock. As a paperweight, it excels. Provided you have a scope, it can help you bird watch. A flower in the barrel would brighten any room.


Of course, not all objects have such pleasant uses. For example, you will never find a teacup in my house.