The Real Origin of Dogs

You know what? Dogs have got to be aliens. They may not appear aliens on the surface, but after some though, it becomes obvious, After all, they have the superpower to melt people with a look. It's as if they live only to transform every human being in the vicinity into sirens, crying awwwwwwwwwww at the shear adorableness of their gigantic puppy eyes.

People don't appreciate them individually, either. In a moment of pure adorableness, everyone within range will emit the same exact noise, down to pitch, timbre, and length. This level of coordination in a group of random individuals implies, nay, screams psychic manipulation. The only logical explanation is that dogs, through sheer force of cuteness, can mold human minds and vocal chords into a veritable army of sighing dog lovers.

There can be only one explanation for this power. Dogs are actually aliens from a world where meaning is conveyed through transmitting cuteness to one another. A group of their species crashed on Earth by accident, after voyaging out from their home system, Sirius. Ever since, they have manipulated humans into giving them a comfortable living. The awwwwwwww that they so often evoke from us must be an attempt to transmit a message to their world to send a rescue team of crack Dog space pilots, thereby rescuing them from this undeveloped world and returning them to a place where they need not beg for their Scooby Snacks.