Woman: Do you think tomatoes want to swim?
Kruger: Excuse me?
Woman: I mean, they look so bouncy, but most of them sink. I just want to know if it makes them sad.
Kruger: I believe you have the wrong number.
Woman: No, no, you're the world renowned physicist who found the Higgs Boson! What was it like?
Kruger: Er, well, it being the key element to establishing the validity of our model of the universe, it was quite a thrill to -
Woman: No, I don't want to know what finding it was like. I want to know what the Higgs was like. Was he nice? I suppose he could be a girl, or an it, or a goy! girl-boy!
Kruger: Are you high.
Woman: My arms feel detached from my arms. It's like I have ghost arms waving around my head, but my body is just going blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Kruger: You are high, aren't you.
Woman: I don't need drugs to be this way! I just need a , hippopotamus platypus, us. Sorry, I wandered off. Why do people eat peas with a fork? Spoons are so much better. I love spoons, but they don't work for pasta, unless it's ravioli. I say, there shall be no more sporks. Those that are already made, all but one, shall live. The rest shall stay as they are, because they aren't biodegradable and therefore last for quite some time. Am I boring you?
Kruger: ...
Woman: I don't really understand what it takes to how do you like it now that I am Single celled organisms rarely have a lifespan Beyond the rainbow would be outside of the atmosphere in a Vacuum cleaners are so much noisier than they Should you walk the Plank gives you great ABS has probably save a Lot had a really stupid Wi-Fy connect will be going away in a Few people have listened to me ramble for this long.
Kruger: You need to get off drugs.
Woman: I AM NOT DRUGGED! I AM TIRED!
Kruger: then go to sleep.
Woman:...
Kruger:...
Woman:zzzzzzzzz
Kruger: Are you pretending to be asleep by saying "z" over and over again?
Woman: I didn't fool you.
Kruger: No, but what concerns me more than your clear lack of sanity is that someone actually read through this entire thing. Reader, go do something worthwhile with your time.
Woman: HULK SMASH FOURTH WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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