Quantum Mechanics

In a quark of a proton in an atom in a gas in a container of a gun that fires atoms one at a time through two slits of a plate in a laboratory in a building in a state of a country of a world in a solar system of a galaxy in the universe, the quantum mechanics were hard at work.

"Red, get over here. This quark needs a new paint job. His color is coming off."

"Hey, you! Put some oil on this guy. He isn't spinning smoothly enough."

"Boy, there's a lot of damage to the wavefunction. Those bloody spectators, coming to watch all our hard work collapse."

"Watch it, newbie! You almost got your hand in the strong force. Go look for some Higgs bosons. We're short"

"If we can get this pile of junk together, it will definitely get through the slits, though I'm uncertain about its top speed."

"Where's the trident thingy? Don't correct my terminology, newbie. Psi is a pstupid name, an absolute square, that one."

"Let's go, Go, GO! This atom is shipping out. Cross your fingers and hope no one interferes with us!"

"Time for a break. I'm going to the h bar."